Meri Hi Biwi Randi Thi-मेरी ही बीवी रंडी थी
Hye friends, Mera naam Manish hai. Yah meri pahli kahani hai aur poori tarah sachhi hai. Mere saath aisa waakiya hua jise main aap logon ko batana chahta hoon. “”Biwi Randi Thi”
Meri shaadi 8 saal pahle Seema se huyi thi. Seema bahut hi sundar ladki hai. Uska jism 34-28-36 ka madmast badan.. Kisi ko bhi kaamuk kar de.. Wo bahut sundar hai.
College mein mujhe Seema se pyaar ho gaya tha. Poora college Seema ka deewana tha.. Lekin Seema mujhse pyaar kar baithi.
Seema ke Papa businessman hain.
Meri shaadi Seema se hone ke baad Seema ke Papa ne khud ke ek hospital ka manager bana diya. Meri zindagi sahi se chalne lagi.. Sach mein jeewan badi sundar se chal raha tha.
Ek baar mere dost ne daaru peene ka plan banaya.. Chhutti ka din tha. Maine Seema ko jhooth bol diya ki mujhe Mumbai ek meeting mein jaana hai, Aaj ki flight se jaaunga aur kal waapas aa jaaunga.
Seema boli- Theek hai. “Biwi Randi Thi”
Main ghar se nikla.. Hum doston ne poori raat mauj masti kee, Daaru pee, Taash khele, Blue film dekhi..
Subah uth fresh hokar main ghar ke liye auto se nikla.. Raat ke nashe ka maza lene ke liye maine socha kuch maze liye jaayen.
Maine auto waale se majaak mein poocha- Bhai koi randi ka number hai kya?
Auto waala pahle to jhijhak gaya.. Par mere baar-baar poochne par wo bola- Saab, Ek raand hai.. Bahut mast hai saali..
Maine bola- Kaise milegi? “Biwi Randi Thi”
Auto waala bola- Saab Pearl hotel mein chale jaaiye.. Wahan reception par bindaas bol dena.. Wo arrange kar denge.
Mujhe auto waale ne hotel chhod diya. Maine counter par jaake bola- Koi call girl arrange kar do.
Usne bola- Achha maal chahiye.. To 5000 lagenge.
Maine bola- Theek hai.
Usne mujhe 201 number ka room de diya aur bola- Ek ghante mein madam aa jaayegi.
Main kamre mein gaya aur waiter ko bulakar bola- Do beer laa.
Wo paise leke beer le aaya.
Maine waiter se poocha- Jise bulaaya hai.. Wo kaisa maal hai?
Waiter bola- Saahab madam to sach mein gadar maal hai.
Maine poocha- Tu pahchaanta hai usko? “Biwi Randi Thi”
Wo bola- Saahab main khud usko 3 baar chod chuka hoon. Saali mast randi hai.. Masti se chudaati hai. Hum do waiters ne ek saath bhi usko choda hai. Maine us raand ki gaand maari aur doosre ne uski chut chodi. Saali poora lund kha jaati hai.
Ek baar ek aadmi chod kar gaya tha uske baad poore staff ne mil kar usko choda tha.. Saali bahut badi raand hai.
Maine bola- Kab-kab aati hai?
Wo bola- Saahab din mein jab chahe bula lo.. Raat mein nahin aati.. Waise mahine mein 10-15 baar to aa jaati hai.
Maine bola- Waah yaar.. Mast randi hai. “Biwi Randi Thi”
Wo bola- Saahab aap jab chod lo.. To ek baar mujhe bhi chodne dena.. Waise bhi koi bhi use chodta hai.. To bhi ek baar main bhi chod leta hoon.
Aur wo hansne laga.
Main beer peete-peete balcony mein aa gaya. Waiter bhi saath mein tha. Humne neeche dekha ek auto aakar rooka.. Waiter bola- Aa gayi saahab wo mast randi. “Biwi Randi Thi”
Waiter use lene gaya. Maine uppar se us raand ko dekha kya mast randi thi.
Jarur Padhen- बस में भाभी की बूर चोदी
thoda aage aane par use dekh kar main sann rah gaya. Wo raand jise poora hotel chod raha tha.. Wo koi aur nahin meri apni Wife Seema thi.
Doston, Aap logon ke mail ke baad main vichaar karunga ki aage jo hua wo aap sab sunna pasand karenge ya nahin.. Ye bataunga.
Aap mujhe comment kar ke batayen ……..
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